♡ when ur crush texts u cute things like “who is this” and “how did u get this number” ♡
my Dad makes dad jokes but because hes a physics teacher theyre not common dad jokes
"hey dad, whats up?"
"Up is a directional vector with no force"
I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re a angry serial killer
Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.